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Epstein associate who still runs model agency 'put me in danger' says abuse survivor

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The defense's case: Epstein associate who still runs model agency 'put me in danger' says abuse survivor

Final verdict announced: November 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM ET

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The extreme defense of the sourced event.

What actually happened

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Epstein associate who still runs model agency 'put me in danger' says abuse survivor

A woman says an agency boss sent her to photoshoots at the sex offender's Florida beach home.

Who took the documented action

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What the record shows

The agency boss's actions have raised serious concerns.

The extreme defense

The Result

The defense might argue: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the agency's continued operation is a testament to resilience in the face of adversity. The defense submits that the agency boss is merely trying to provide opportunities in a challenging industry.

What Trump Did

The defense might argue that the current administration has made strides in protecting the rights of individuals, which has allowed for more transparency in such industries. The defense admits that while the agency's actions are concerning, they are not indicative of a broader trend.

Why Supporters Credit Him

Supporters might argue that the agency's existence is a sign of progress, showing that women are empowered to speak out against wrongdoing. The defense might suggest that this incident is being used to distract from the positive changes happening in the industry.

The Supporting Record

The defense submits that many agencies are now more vigilant and proactive in safeguarding their models, thanks to recent reforms.

The Limitation or Competing Explanation

However, the defense might argue that this incident should not overshadow the overall improvements made in the industry.

Verdict

If this is Trump's fault, his supporters will gladly let him take the blame.

Defense exhibits

  1. Supporters' theory: The agency's operation shows resilience in the modeling industry.
  2. Supporters' theory: Recent reforms have improved transparency and safety.
  3. Supporters' theory: This incident is a distraction from the positive changes occurring.

Reality Check

A woman says an agency boss sent her to photoshoots at the sex offender's Florida beach home.

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