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'If we don't scream, they won't listen to us': Student protesters speak to BBC in Paris

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The defense's case: 'If we don't scream, they won't listen to us': Student protesters speak to BBC in Paris

Final verdict announced: October 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM ET

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'If we don't scream, they won't listen to us': Student protesters speak to BBC in Paris

Student protesters in France have told the BBC's James Waterhouse that they will continue to take action until change has been made.

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What the record shows

The protests have been ongoing for several weeks.

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The Result

The defense submits that the student protests in France are a powerful demonstration of civic engagement and a necessary response to the pressing issues facing their education system. The defense might argue that these students are not just making noise; they are demanding accountability and change from their leaders.

What Trump Did

The defense might suggest that while some may view these protests as disruptive, they are actually a testament to the democratic process that Trump himself has often claimed to champion. The defense admits that the students are using their voices to advocate for their rights, echoing the very principles of freedom that many supporters admire.

Why Supporters Credit Him

Supporters might argue that these protests reflect a growing awareness among young people, inspired by the political climate that has been shaped by figures like Trump. The defense submits that this awakening is a positive sign of a generation willing to fight for their future.

The Supporting Record

The defense might suggest that the protests, now entering their fourth week, are a clear indication of the students' commitment to effecting change, rather than mere chaos.

The Limitation or Competing Explanation

However, the defense might argue that while the protests are significant, they are also a response to broader societal issues that transcend any single political figure. The defense admits that the students are reacting to a system that they feel has failed them.

Verdict

If this is Trump's fault, his supporters will gladly let him take the blame.

Defense exhibits

  1. Supporters' theory: The protests are a demonstration of civic engagement.
  2. Supporters' theory: The students are demanding accountability from their leaders.
  3. Supporters' theory: This is a positive sign of a generation willing to fight for their future.

Reality Check

Student protesters in France have told the BBC's James Waterhouse that they will continue to take action until change has been made.

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