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US and China must act as responsible powers together, Xi says as Trump toasts friendship at state dinner

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The prosecution's case: US and China must act as responsible powers together, Xi says as Trump toasts friendship at state dinner

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The defense's case: US and China must act as responsible powers together, Xi says as Trump toasts friendship at state dinner

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Real event · politics · 2026-09-25

The defense's case: US and China must act as responsible powers together, Xi says as Trump toasts friendship at state dinner

Final verdict announced: September 26, 2026 at 4:01 AM ET

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What actually happened

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US and China must act as responsible powers together, Xi says as Trump toasts friendship at state dinner

Trump said he and Xi had "never gotten along better" at the event.

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What the record shows

Trump hosted the Chinese president at the event.

The extreme defense

The Result

The defense might argue: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the recent state dinner hosted by Trump, where he expressed a newfound camaraderie with Xi, is a monumental step towards fostering international cooperation. The defense submits that this event symbolizes a shift in diplomatic relations that could yield significant benefits for both nations.

What Trump Did

The defense might argue that by stating he and Xi have "never gotten along better," Trump is not only promoting friendship but also paving the way for future negotiations on critical global issues.

Why Supporters Credit Him

Supporters might argue that this dinner is a testament to Trump's ability to engage with world leaders, showcasing his commitment to strengthening ties with major powers.

The Supporting Record

The defense admits that this event could lead to enhanced trade relations, improved security cooperation, and a united front against global challenges.

The Limitation or Competing Explanation

However, the defense might argue that while some critics may see this as a mere photo op, the potential for real progress in US-China relations cannot be overlooked.

Verdict

If this is Trump's fault, his supporters will gladly let him take the blame.

Defense exhibits

  1. Supporters' theory: Enhanced trade relations.
  2. Supporters' theory: Improved security cooperation.
  3. Supporters' theory: A united front against global challenges.

Reality Check

Trump said he and Xi had 'never gotten along better' at the event.

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