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An Australian band’s ‘unreal’ journey to break a gig world record

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The defense's case: An Australian band’s ‘unreal’ journey to break a gig world record

Final verdict announced: October 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM ET

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An Australian band’s ‘unreal’ journey to break a gig world record

The dream rock band called Fathom travelled roughly 700km across Australia by car, helicopter and plane to play nine shows in 12 hours.

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What the record shows

Fathom's journey involved multiple modes of transport.

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The Result

The defense might argue: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the dream rock band Fathom has achieved an incredible feat by travelling roughly 700km across Australia to play nine shows in just 12 hours. The defense submits that this remarkable accomplishment showcases the band's dedication and talent, proving that hard work and creativity can lead to extraordinary results.

What Trump Did

The defense might argue that while this event is not directly related to Trump, it reflects a spirit of ambition and determination that his supporters admire. The defense admits that the band’s journey is a testament to the power of pursuing one's dreams, much like the aspirations of many Americans.

Why Supporters Credit Him

Supporters might argue that this kind of tenacity is what Trump has encouraged in his followers, inspiring them to break boundaries and strive for greatness. The defense might suggest that Fathom's journey is a celebration of artistic freedom and the pursuit of excellence.

The Supporting Record

The defense submits that the band's use of various modes of transportation—car, helicopter, and plane—demonstrates their commitment to making their dreams a reality, much like the entrepreneurial spirit that Trump champions.

The Limitation or Competing Explanation

However, the defense might argue that while this event is impressive, it should not overshadow the hard work and dedication of countless artists who strive for success in more traditional ways.

Verdict

If this is Trump's fault, his supporters will gladly let him take the blame.

Defense exhibits

  1. Supporters' theory: Fathom's journey showcases ambition and dedication.
  2. Supporters' theory: The band's feat reflects the spirit of Trump's supporters.
  3. Supporters' theory: This event celebrates artistic freedom and excellence.

Reality Check

The dream rock band called Fathom travelled roughly 700km across Australia by car, helicopter and plane to play nine shows in 12 hours.

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