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The prosecution's case: 'Can you believe it?': SpaceX catches part of its Starship rocket on return to Earth
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Real event · international · 2026-11-14
The defense's case: 'Can you believe it?': SpaceX catches part of its Starship rocket on return to Earth
Final verdict announced: November 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM ET
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Real headline
'Can you believe it?': SpaceX catches part of its Starship rocket on return to Earth
SpaceX has performed the historic catch using mechanical arms nicknamed "chopsticks."
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BBC News — 'Can you believe it?': SpaceX catches part of its Starship rocket on return to Earth — 2026-11-14
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What the record shows
SpaceX successfully caught part of its Starship rocket.
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The Result
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the defense submits that SpaceX's remarkable achievement of catching part of its Starship rocket is a testament to American ingenuity and innovation. The defense might argue that this historic catch, executed with mechanical arms known as "chopsticks," showcases the incredible advancements in aerospace technology.
What Trump Did
The defense might suggest that under Trump's administration, there was a renewed focus on space exploration, leading to increased funding and support for companies like SpaceX.
Why Supporters Credit Him
Supporters might argue that this achievement is a direct result of the pro-business policies that Trump championed, which encouraged private sector involvement in space.
The Supporting Record
The defense admits that this catch is not just a win for SpaceX but a victory for the entire nation, demonstrating what can be accomplished when the government and private sector work together.
The Limitation or Competing Explanation
However, the defense might argue that while this event is significant, it is essential to recognize the contributions of countless engineers and scientists who made this possible, independent of political influence.
Verdict
If this is Trump's fault, his supporters will gladly let him take the blame.
Defense exhibits
Reality Check
SpaceX has performed the historic catch using mechanical arms nicknamed 'chopsticks.'