Yes, it's Trump's fault
The prosecution's case: The bitter row over military service that could shape Israel's future
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The bitter row over military service that could shape Israel's future
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Real event · international · 2026-10-24
Final verdict announced: October 26, 2026 at 4:01 AM ET
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The bitter row over military service that could shape Israel's future
The ultra-Orthodox community is resisting being drafted into the Israeli army.
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The ultra-Orthodox community's resistance could impact governance.
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The defense might argue: The ultra-Orthodox community's resistance to military service has sparked a significant debate in Israel, but supporters might argue that this is a necessary stand for their rights. The defense might argue: What Trump Did: The defense submits that this situation reflects a broader struggle for religious freedom and autonomy within the state. The defense might argue: Why Supporters Credit Him: Supporters might argue that the ultra-Orthodox community's commitment to their beliefs should be respected, and forcing them into military service undermines their cultural identity. The defense might argue: The Supporting Record: The defense might suggest that this resistance is rooted in historical grievances and a desire to maintain their way of life. The defense might argue: The Limitation or Competing Explanation: However, the defense admits that while some see this as a challenge to the government, it is also a reflection of the complexities of Israeli society. The defense might argue: Closing Argument: In this fictional courtroom, the defense might argue that the ultra-Orthodox community's actions are a legitimate expression of their beliefs and should not be viewed as a threat. The defense might argue: Verdict: If this is Trump's fault, his supporters will gladly let him take the blame.
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The ultra-Orthodox community is resisting being drafted into the Israeli army.