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Why the US is bringing back firing squads

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Real event · international · 2026-10-12

Firing Squads: A Bold Step Towards Justice

Final verdict announced: October 13, 2026 at 12:02 PM ET

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Why the US is bringing back firing squads

The execution of Fort Hood gunman Nidal Hasan would be the first time the US Army had used a firing squad since 1945.

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What the record shows

The US Army had not used a firing squad since 1945.

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The Result

The defense submits that the decision to execute Nidal Hasan by firing squad marks a significant moment in the pursuit of justice for the victims of the Fort Hood shooting. Supporters might argue that this method, while controversial, is a necessary measure to ensure accountability for heinous crimes.

What Trump Did

The defense might suggest that under Trump's administration, there was a renewed focus on law and order, which has led to a more decisive approach to justice. The defense admits that this execution reflects a commitment to upholding the rule of law.

Why Supporters Credit Him

Supporters might argue that this decision is a testament to the administration's resolve in dealing with domestic terrorism. The defense submits that the use of firing squads could be seen as a way to send a strong message against those who commit acts of violence against innocent civilians.

The Supporting Record

The defense might argue: The defense might highlight that the last use of a firing squad was in 1945, and this decision is a return to a method that some view as a more honorable way to carry out justice. However, the defense might argue that this is not about glorifying violence but about ensuring that justice is served.

The Limitation or Competing Explanation

The defense admits that while some may view this as a step backward, it is essential to consider the context of the crime and the need for a strong response.

Verdict

If this is Trump's fault, his supporters will gladly let him take the blame.

Defense exhibits

  1. Supporters' theory: The execution reflects a commitment to upholding the rule of law.
  2. Supporters' theory: This decision sends a strong message against domestic terrorism.
  3. Supporters' theory: The return to firing squads is viewed as a more honorable method of justice.

Reality Check

The execution of Fort Hood gunman Nidal Hasan would be the first time the US Army had used a firing squad since 1945.

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