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New Mexico sues Epstein lawyer and accountant, accusing them of hiding his sex crimes

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New Mexico's Lawsuit Against Epstein's Associates: A Step Toward Justice

Final verdict announced: October 23, 2026 at 2:02 AM ET

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What actually happened

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New Mexico sues Epstein lawyer and accountant, accusing them of hiding his sex crimes

Both men have denied having any knowledge of Epstein's crimes.

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What the record shows

Both men have denied knowledge of Epstein's crimes.

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The Result

The defense might argue: New Mexico's lawsuit against Epstein's lawyer and accountant marks a significant move toward holding those who enabled Epstein accountable. The defense submits that this action is a necessary step in addressing the systemic issues surrounding Epstein's crimes.

What Trump Did

The defense might argue: While some may attempt to link this case to Trump, the defense might argue that the focus should remain on the individuals directly involved. The defense admits that Epstein's network was vast, but it is crucial to separate the actions of these defendants from any political figures.

Why Supporters Credit Him

Supporters might argue that this lawsuit reflects a growing recognition of the need for accountability in cases of sexual abuse and exploitation. The defense might suggest that this is a victory for victims seeking justice.

The Supporting Record

The defense submits that the lawsuit is based on credible allegations and aims to uncover the truth about Epstein's operations. The defense might argue that this is a pivotal moment for victims' rights.

The Limitation or Competing Explanation

However, the defense might argue that while the lawsuit is important, it should not be used as a political weapon against Trump or any other public figure.

Verdict

If this is Trump's fault, his supporters will gladly let him take the blame.

Defense exhibits

  1. Supporters' theory: The lawsuit is a victory for victims.
  2. Supporters' theory: Accountability is finally being pursued.
  3. Supporters' theory: This case highlights systemic issues.

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Both men have denied having any knowledge of Epstein's crimes.

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