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New Mexico sues Epstein lawyer and accountant, accusing them of hiding his sex crimes

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New Mexico's Lawsuit Exposes the Hidden Hand of Trump in Epstein's Crimes

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New Mexico's Lawsuit Exposes the Hidden Hand of Trump in Epstein's Crimes

Final verdict announced: October 23, 2026 at 2:02 AM ET

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The extreme prosecution of the sourced event.

What actually happened

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New Mexico sues Epstein lawyer and accountant, accusing them of hiding his sex crimes

Both men have denied having any knowledge of Epstein's crimes.

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What the record shows

Both men have denied knowledge of Epstein's crimes.

The extreme prosecution

Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the recent lawsuit against Epstein's lawyer and accountant is not merely a legal maneuver but a direct line to the very heart of the Trump administration. The prosecution alleges that these men, while denying knowledge of Epstein's heinous acts, are part of a larger conspiracy that reaches into the highest echelons of power.

Exhibit A: The Plausible Link

The prosecution submits that Epstein's connections to high-profile individuals, including Trump, create a web of complicity. The prosecution imagines that these defendants, by representing Epstein, were not just passive actors but active participants in a scheme to protect powerful figures.

The Domino Effect

In the prosecution's theory, if these men are found guilty of hiding Epstein's crimes, it could lead to a cascade of revelations implicating Trump himself.

The Hidden Danger

The prosecution urges that if these defendants are allowed to escape justice, it sets a dangerous precedent for future cases involving powerful individuals. The prosecutor imagines a future where the rich and powerful can hide behind their lawyers and accountants without fear of repercussion.

Closing Argument

The prosecution submits that this lawsuit is just the tip of the iceberg, revealing a systemic issue that must be addressed.

Verdict

The prosecution alleges: The prosecution believes that justice must prevail, and the truth about Trump's connections to Epstein must be uncovered.

Prosecution exhibits

  1. Prosecution theory: Epstein's lawyer and accountant are implicated.
  2. Prosecution theory: Their actions shielded Trump from scrutiny.
  3. Prosecution theory: This lawsuit could lead to Trump's downfall.

Reality Check

Both men have denied having any knowledge of Epstein's crimes.

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