daily-stretch
{"daily":"Daily Stretch — the most committed over-attribution of the day, labeled SATIRE.","six":"Six Degrees of Donald Trump — a chain that is funny because it is too long.","global":"Global Blame Desk — the same reflex, abroad.","sports":"Sports / Weather / Other National Emergencies — harmless targets only.","week":"Blame of the Week — the stretch that would not sit down."}