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Binance users withdraw $3.6bn after largest-ever crypto hack

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Binance users withdraw $3.6bn after largest-ever crypto hack

The exchange froze transactions following the incident linked to a North Korean group.

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Binance users withdraw $3.6bn after largest-ever crypto hack

The exchange froze transactions following the incident linked to a North Korean group.

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Real event · international · 2026-11-02

Binance users withdraw $3.6bn after largest-ever crypto hack

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Binance users withdraw $3.6bn after largest-ever crypto hack

The exchange froze transactions following the incident linked to a North Korean group.

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The exchange took measures to secure user funds after the hack.

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