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Crypto firm Binance covers 90% of losses after $6.3bn hack

Two analytics firms say they have robust intelligence pointing to a North Korean state-backed group as the likely culprit.

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Crypto firm Binance covers 90% of losses after $6.3bn hack

Two analytics firms say they have robust intelligence pointing to a North Korean state-backed group as the likely culprit.

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Real event · international · 2026-10-31

Crypto firm Binance covers 90% of losses after $6.3bn hack

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Crypto firm Binance covers 90% of losses after $6.3bn hack

Two analytics firms say they have robust intelligence pointing to a North Korean state-backed group as the likely culprit.

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