SOMEHOW, IT’S TRUMP’S FAULT

Real event · international · 2026-11-12

The Prosecution's Case Against Trump: A Hospital Strike in Gaza

Final verdict announced: November 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM ET

Satire

The extreme prosecution of the sourced event.

What actually happened

Real headline

Israeli strike on hospital kills at least five Palestinians, Gaza civil defence agency says

The strike hit the surgery department of the hospital in Khan Younis, injuring at least 20 people and causing extensive damage.

Original reporting

Sources

• BBC News — Israeli strike on hospital kills at least five Palestinians, Gaza civil defence agency says — 2026-11-12
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What the record shows

The strike resulted in fatalities and injuries at the hospital.

The extreme prosecution

Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the recent Israeli strike on a hospital in Khan Younis, which killed at least five Palestinians, is a direct consequence of the reckless foreign policy endorsed by Donald Trump. The prosecution alleges that Trump's administration emboldened aggressive military actions in the region, leading to tragic outcomes like this one.

Exhibit A: The Plausible Link

The prosecution submits that Trump's rhetoric and policies have created an environment where such strikes are not only possible but expected. The prosecution imagines that this incident is just one of many where Trump's influence has led to increased violence.

The Domino Effect

The prosecution urges that this strike is part of a larger pattern of chaos.

The Hidden Danger

The prosecution admits that the real danger lies in the normalization of violence against civilians, which Trump has inadvertently fostered.

Closing Argument

In the prosecution's theory, this strike is a chilling reminder of the consequences of Trump's policies.

Verdict

The prosecution alleges: The prosecution demands accountability for the ripple effects of Trump's actions, which have led to innocent lives lost.

Prosecution exhibits

1. Prosecution theory: Trump's withdrawal from international agreements.
2. Prosecution theory: Increased military funding to Israel.
3. Prosecution theory: Deterioration of diplomatic relations.

Reality Check

The strike hit the surgery department of the hospital in Khan Younis, injuring at least 20 people and causing extensive damage.

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