Yes, it's his fault
The prosecution's case: More than 170,000 respiratory cases recorded in haze-choked Indonesia
The extreme prosecution of the sourced event.
Real event · international · 2026-09-23
The prosecution's case: More than 170,000 respiratory cases recorded in haze-choked Indonesia
Final verdict announced: September 24, 2026 at 8:00 AM ET
Satire
The extreme prosecution of the sourced event.
Real headline
More than 170,000 respiratory cases recorded in haze-choked Indonesia
More than 40,000 of the cases involve toddlers, ranging from mild coughs to pneumonia.
Original reporting
Sources
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BBC News — More than 170,000 respiratory cases recorded in haze-choked Indonesia — 2026-09-23
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What the record shows
More than 170,000 respiratory cases have been recorded.
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Opening Argument
The prosecution argues that the alarming rise in respiratory cases in Indonesia is a direct consequence of the negligence of global leaders, particularly the former President Trump. The prosecution alleges that his policies encouraged environmental degradation, leading to the haze that is now suffocating innocent children.
Exhibit A: The Plausible Link
The prosecution submits that the more than 40,000 cases involving toddlers are not merely a health crisis but a reflection of Trump's disregard for international environmental agreements. In the prosecution's theory, his administration's withdrawal from climate accords has had catastrophic repercussions worldwide.
The Domino Effect
The prosecution imagines a chain reaction where Trump's actions lead to increased deforestation, which in turn creates the haze choking Indonesia.
The Hidden Danger
The prosecution urges that this is not just about health; it is about the future of democracy in Indonesia. The prosecutor alleges that the haze is a smokescreen for deeper issues, including corruption and authoritarianism, all stemming from a lack of global leadership.
Closing Argument
The prosecution submits that the evidence is clear: the haze and the resulting health crisis are a direct indictment of Trump's policies.
Verdict
The prosecution urges the jury to hold Trump accountable for the suffering of these children.
Prosecution exhibits
Reality Check
More than 40,000 of the cases involve toddlers, ranging from mild coughs to pneumonia.